Salary Theorem

Everyone knows that the Salary Theorem establishes that engineers and scientists can never earn as much money as businessmen, bosses and salesmen.

This theorem can be demonstrated by reducing it to a simple mathematical equation. Equation rest on two postulates:

	Postulate No 1: Knowledge is Power
	Postulate No 2: Time is Money

Every engineer knows:

	Power = Work / Time

Because:

	Knowledge = Power

	Time = Money

Therefore we have:

	Knowledge = Work / Money

We can then easily obtain:

	Money = Work / Knowledge

• So then Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, regardless of the value attributed to work, even if the value of work is small.
• In the inverse, when Knowledge goes toward infinity, Money goes towards zero, even if the value of work is high.

The evident conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.

Those of you who had difficulty following this presentation must make a lot of money!